The Riddler : Molly should have been back by now with Batman's scalp. I wonder what went awry? Robin : You went awry, Riddler! Years ago! Don't you know that crime never pays? The Riddler : [wearing an elephant mask that doubles as a gasmask] Has anybody seen my friend Kersh?
The Moldavian Prime Minister : Kersh who? The Riddler : Gesundheit! Batman : This jokes on you, Riddler! Robin : When is a donkey spelled with one letter? When it's U! The Riddler : A Trojan mammoth! Show Hint. Hide Hint. Show Answer. Hide Answer.
I'm written with two letters, but only said with one. What am I? Eye 'e' and 'y' are the only letters. I am a five letter word.
If you remove all my letters except the first, I sound the same! Queue, Q. What's a golfer's favorite letter? Make applesauce Why is an orange like a bell?
Because they both must be peeled There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose? A lawsuit When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? When it's two to two What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb? A Glove Why is a quarrel like a bargain? Molly It takes two to make it What kind of pins are used in soup? Terrapins What is Joan of Arc made of?
Maid of Orleans How many sides has a circle? Two, inside and outside Which president wears the largest hat? The one with the biggest head. Has Anybody seen my friend Kirsch? Kirsch Who? Gesundheit joke Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled six boxes of grass seed in her hair and woke up moaning "I vant to be a lawn" joke When's a donkey spelled with one letter? Robin When it's "U" When is a person like a piece of wood?
When he's a ruler What room can no one enter? Mushroom What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race? The Letter E no answer given on show How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and feet deep? None, because it's a hole What won't run long without winding?
They both carry a torch solved next episode What is it that's always coming but never arrives? Tomorrow What squeals louder than a caught rat? Batman Several caught rats How do you stop a dog from barking in July?
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